Failure in Iraq, debates about freedom, expenses scandals, sex advice …
the Romans seem versions of ourselves. But then there’s the slavery and
the babies on rubbish heaps. We need to understand ancient Rome, but
should we take lessons from it?
By
the late fourth century CE the river Danube had become Rome’s Calais.
What we often call the “invasions” into the Roman empire of barbarian
hordes (or “swarms”, perhaps) could equally well be described as mass
movements of economic migrants or political refugees from northern
Europe. The Roman authorities had no better idea of how to deal with
this crisis than our own authorities do, and, predictably, they were
less humane. On one notorious occasion, uncomfortable even for some
Roman observers, they sold dog-meat as food to the asylum-seekers who
had managed to get across the river (dog was off limits for human
consumption then as now). It was just one stage in a series of
standoffs, compromises and military conflicts that eventually destroyed
central Roman power in the western part of their empire. And it was
exacerbated by the calculating policy of the Romans in the east, who by
this era effectively formed a separate state. Their solution to the
crisis of migration was to point the migrants firmly westwards, and try
to make them someone else’s problem.
It’s tempting to imagine the ancient Romans as some version of
ourselves. They launched disastrous military expeditions to those parts
of the world where we too have failed. Iraq was as much a graveyard for
the Romans as it has been for us. And one of their worst defeats, in
53BCE at the hands of a rival empire in the east, took place near the
modern border between Syria and Turkey. In a particularly ghoulish
twist, uncomfortably reminiscent of the sadistic showmanship of Islamic
State, the head of the Roman commander was cut off and used by the enemy
as a makeshift prop in a performance of Euripides’ play
The Bacchae – in which the head of King Pentheus, horribly decapitated by his mother, takes a macabre starring role.
Back in Italy
too, Roman life had a familiar side. Urban living in a capital city
with a million inhabitants, the biggest conurbation in the west before
the 19th century, raised all the usual questions: from traffic
congestion (one law tried to keep heavy vehicles out of the city during
the day, with the knock-on effect of appalling noise at night) to
rudimentary planning problems (exactly how high were high-rise blocks
allowed to be, and in what materials to make them safe from fire?).
Meanwhile the political classes worried about everything from expenses
scandals to benefits scroungers. There was endless, and largely
unsuccessful, legislation aimed at preventing officials lining their own
pockets out of the public purse. Even the famously upright Marcus
Tullius Cicero – politician, poet, philosopher and jokester – left one
overseas posting with a small fortune in his suitcase; he had apparently
been “economical” with his expenses allowance.
There was also endless debate over the distribution of free or
subsidised grain to citizens living in the capital, one half of the
infamous pair of “bread and circuses”, which, according to a hard-nosed
Roman satirist, had sapped the political energy and independence of the
people. Was this a proper use of the state’s resources and a precedent
to be proud of – the first time any state in the west had decided to
guarantee the basic subsistence of many of its citizens? Or was it an
encouragement to idleness, and an extravagance that the exchequer could
not afford? One rich Roman conservative was once caught standing in line
to collect this allowance of which he vehemently disapproved and
certainly did not need. When asked why, he replied: “If you’re sharing
out the state’s property, I’ll come and take my cut, thank you.” This is
not far from the logic of the elderly modern millionaire who claims his
free TV licence or bus pass.